Writing I do
for other people

I mostly wrote CRM communications, which can easily be boring, except every art director I worked with was insanely talented and creative so we always did cool animations and content and stuff like that, which I helped to ideate and write (obvi). Click to get a highlight reel of the work.

Mostly good stuff! Clients were always happy with our output, we helped lift a ton of their metrics, and it was overall a great job.

Posters, fliers, etc. All that nitty gritty shit that no one really thinks too hard about when they see it but someone has to write it and I wrote it.

Honestly? Nothing. I mean, again, this is below the line writing that goes under appreciated but someone has to do it. Also I'm including because I really want to work for an internal creative team at a bank.

Piedmont needed to hire a ton of new people, so we created a video and some social assets to help support that effort.

They hired a bunch of new people. In fact, the video worked so well that they hired the entire WORLD to work there! Just kidding but it did work well and the clients were happy.

I was the sole writer for a theatre NFT company. I knew nothing about crypto or NFTs but I wrote all their content which frankly shows how smart I am and how quickly I can learn and repackage info for an audience.

To be honest with you, nothing. NFTs and crypto sort of went away but it was cool while it lasted.

I worked for an insane start up guy who I ghostwrote articles for. They ended up published in Business Insider India. By the way, if I end up working for you, I won't turn around and call you an insane start up guy as long as you aren't one.

Everyone who worked here was fired in spectacular fashion, except for ya boy (me) who saw the writing on the wall and found a job on Craigslist as a broker for Chinese metalworks that I had till the pandemic happened.