Who are you and
what are you doing?

My name is Simon. I am originally from New Jersey but now live in New York New York. If this matters (and it actually has mattered once), I went to NYU and studied screen and playwriting at Tisch.

Right now I'm working at one of the big advertising corps. I like it and it helps me to feed myself and my family. I also write fiction and (sometimes) screenplays. I have novels that I'm hoping to publish in order to feed myself and my family that way.

Also I will beat the shit out of John Kransinski and wipe that smug office jim look right off his stupid fucking face. Bet on it.